Saturday, August 26, 2017

Lancaster, Day Three

View from the top of the Kreider Farms observation silo
 Today was full of good things.

Our first stop was at Kreider Farms in Manheim, PA  What an incredible operation that is!  Gone are the days of my childhood when the cows were milked by hand by my father, mother, and siblings.  I tried my hand at it once.  No one was around and the helpless cow was firmly secured in her wooden stanchion.  I pulled a small milking stool over and got into position.  It couldn't be all that difficult, right?  I mean, I had seen others do it countless times, rhythmic pulls on the gigantic teats producing full streams of warm loamy milk while the cows stood silently chewing their cud.

Small Graveyard in the cornfield

Well let me tell you, that's not the way it works.  I tugged.  I pulled.  The cow stood still but I'm pretty sure she was thinking I shouldn't consider a career as a milkmaid.  And she refused to let down more than a few drops.  I gave up in disgust and crept out of the barn thinking no one would ever know what a failure I was.  Wrong again.  Since I had made a total muddle of the whole affair, Bessie refused to let down her milk for anyone else either and within minutes everyone knew I had messed up the day's production for that particular bovine.  Needless to say, all my elders, both parents and siblings, were less than pleased.  They never allowed me near a cow again.  In hindsight, maybe the long range benefits outweighed my temporary humiliation.

At Kreider Farms there was no hand-milking that I could see.  A huge carousel holding around fifty cows, rotated slowly.  Automated fences eased them on and off as their turns came and went.  An attendant walked around outside the fencing cleaning each udder and popping on the suction apparatus.  The equipment was elevated,bringing the cows' pertinent anatomy to face level for the man in charge. Several of them kicked off the milkers and our tour guide told us they were heifers and not familiar nor submissive to the routine.  He told us that the first few milkings after calving could produce up to seventeen gallons per day from the highest performing cows.



We rode through the "Mooternity" barn but did not witness any of the average of six deliveries per day.  We drove past the "Cow Palace" where the ladies hang out when they aren't being milked. We drove past the "Super Duper Pooper Scooper" a huge loader that helps with the never-ending waste removal and we learned about the impressive circle of life, well maybe I should say circle of a cow's digestive system.  Seems they do little in a day except eat and expel.  Oh, and produce that milk we all love to drink.  Here's an interesting bit of trivia that someone on the bus told me: humans are the only mammals that continue to drink milk after they are weaned.

Kreider Farms also have over seven million chickens and gather over one million eggs per day. Because of the concerns with Avian Flu and the like, no visitors are permitted in that section of the operation.  We were able to look down on all the farms from the one-hundred foot silo that has been converted into an observation tower.  We were each handed a small bottle of chocolate milk to enjoy and off we went to the next adventure, the faint odor of manure surrounding us.  Thankfully, it was from the cows and not the chickens.



Kitchen Kettle Village is a quaint little tourist "town" filled with shops, eateries and a street musician. We went our separate ways for lunch, strolling up and down the little streets sampling whatever peaked our interest.  Paul and I ate outside, the weather once again perfect.  If we smelled of cow manure no one seemed to notice.



We stopped to see a replica of the biblical tabernacle and learned many interesting details about the Israelites' forty-year journey to the promised land. How blessed we are to have a Savior who gave His Life so that we no longer need to perform all the rituals and sacrifices required all those years ago. Now we have the indescribable privilege of meeting with our Father whenever we want, without delay and without intermediaries.


We got back to our hotel with just enough time to freshen up for the evening.  Supper at Ruth and Sam Lapp's was delicious.  The Lapp's are a local Amish family whose business is home-cooking and hosting groups of hungry eaters in their home.  We started with fresh salad greens and home-made dressing, followed by chicken and roast beef, boiled potatoes swimming in butter, and carrots, finishing with ice-cream, chocolate cake, and raspberry sauce for dessert.



Our next stop was the Sight and Sound Theater to see the live production of Jonah.  Never disappointing, the special effects, singing, comedy, and inspirational message were all we anticipated. We even saw someone from home, one of the tour guides who welcomed us for the evening.



Lancaster Day Two


These past few years Paul and I have been fortunate to be included in a family bus trip.  What makes it unusual is that it's not with either one of our families.  We have been friends with several of the Stutzman clan for many years.  Being included in their family road trips is a privilege we do not take lightly.  This year in addition to enjoying the sights in and around Lancaster County the itinerary also includes visits to several Stutzman family members living there.


Today we are invited (yes all forty plus of us) to Ammon and Mary Stutzman's house for lunch.  Mary's mother is a cousin to many of the Stutzmans on the bus and she and her offspring are the only ones who remain Amish so there will be no photos of them included with this blog. Their hospitality was gracious and the food was mouth-wateringly delicious, dripping with butter and all things delectable. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, home-made dressing, date pudding, glazed fresh fruit, pecan and raisin cream pies.  There was no weight lost today.


Shopping at Bylers'

After we left, filled to capacity, we meandered through winding roads in the beautiful countryside throughout Lancaster County.  Coming from Holmes County, Ohio, home of the world's largest Amish community, I have long believed we have the prettiest scenery and most picture-perfect farms anywhere.  Not so. This place is every bit as pristine as the Amish community back home. Brilliant flower gardens border houses and barns. Yes, barns.  Vegetable gardens are so orderly, no self-respecting weed would dare stick up it's nasty little head.  Clothes lines are loaded with colorful garments and stretch from houses to barn rooftops. I'm still not sure how they do that.  And now I'm told we may have lost our proud distinction of having the largest number of Amish as well.  Someone informed Paul today that there are supposedly 1700 more plain people in Lancaster than in Holmes County.  


We stopped at Byler's Country Store, a typical Amish country mercantile with bulk foods and souvenirs and ice-cream cones, much like many of the shops back home.  After playing tourist for a bit we loaded back up and were off again.


One of the cousins riding with us lives near the Nickle Mine School, scene of one of the most horrific school shootings in the country. She shared the tragic stories surrounding this idyllic village and none of us could fathom what would induce a seemingly loving father to violently take the lives of children he didn't even know. Gloria has befriended many of the victims as well as the shooter's family.  She and her husband continue to take one of the girls to therapy regularly, a decade after that terrible day. This amazing community has chosen forgiveness over revenge.  The mood on the bus was reflective as we returned to our hotel for a "free" evening on our own.




We met Anna Mary in Florida during our winter vacation there and, since several of her children live in the Lancaster area, she caught a flight to Ohio to join the bus tour.  Her daughter Rosa invited several of us to her house for supper. A lovely meal eaten outside, a crackling campfire, and perfect weather provided us with another most enjoyable evening. We felt privileged she chose to share her children and grandkids with us and a time filled with much laughing and the making of new memories ensued.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Lancaster Day One

August 8, 2017
Day One
Oversleeping the day of a plane trip is a fear of mine.  In fact, I have a recurring dream in which I try with all that in me lies to get myself packed and ready in time only to realize that I’m taking one step forward and two back.  I usually wake exhausted and on the verge of panic.  I never sleep well the night before an actual vacation involving public transportation.

This past night was no different.  And as usual, I woke well before my alarm chirped. It was still early when we boarded the bus with friends from Florida, Ohio, Indiana, and parts in between. As usual, what I feared did not happen, and we arrived in plenty of time.  By a few minutes after 7:00 we were rolling down the road and I felt the tension in my shoulders fade with each mile.

This past year has been grueling at times.  I’ve taken on the challenge of managing a local mission thrift shop and I’ve discovered that hard work really doesn’t kill you.  In fact, either my aging joints don’t ache as much as they used to or else I just don’t have time to notice.  Either way, I win.  But it is definitely time to take a few days of R & R and this particular group of friends corralled together on a tour bus promises to be exactly what I need.

Our itinerary will take us for several fun-filled days into the beautiful countryside around Lancaster, PA. By mid-afternoon we had weathered several traffic jams, finally arriving at our first stop. 

Elva Horst lives on Shady Lane Farm near Lancaster and a more picturesque place I have yet to see.  Photo ops abound around both house and barn.  Brilliant flower beds, primitive décor, unique paintings, and a lone hen wandering about looking pleased with herself.  The huge red barn has been transformed into a chalk-talk theater and gift shop. 

What is chalk-talk?  Well, I’m glad you asked.  After we were all comfortably seated in a room with rows of benches, Mrs. Hurst gave a brief history of her family and then explained that chalk talk is way of telling stories using visual and audio art.  A small stage fronted a large tablet of drawing paper attached to the wall, each sheet at least four or five feet square.  While an audio recording played sound bites our hostess created a landscape with colored chalks.  Some were luminescent, some were not.  It was a beautiful drawing, interwoven with eleven crosses which fit nicely with the theme of the narrative on the audio.

After walking the grounds, taking photos, and shopping in the gift shop we boarded the bus and left for supper a local smorgasbord.  I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen so much food, all mouth-wateringly good, in one place before.  We bumped into someone from back home (what are the odds?) and also met up with one of the Florida traveler’s family from the area.

After eating our fill with general merriment, goodwill, and a bit of political discussion among the likeminded, we waddled out to the bus and made our way to our hotel.  I had planned to unpack and then head to the dining area to play cards but one look at the oversize soaking tub in our bathroom put an end to such ambitious plans.  An hour later I drug my very relaxed self into bed and slept the sleep of the just.  Day One was a success.